Things that are funny #4

Lois (holding Stewie) and Peter confront Chris about murdering his hot teacher's husband:

Lois: Chris, we know what you did.
Chris: You mean that I lied about my age to get into an Indian casino?
Lois: No.
Chris: You mean about the time I had hard gas and pooed myself?
Peter: Close, but no.
Stewie: How is that close?