Nobel Peace Prize Renamed

Announced this morning, the Norwegian Nobel Committee has officially renamed the Nobel Peace Prize the "We really hated Bush, and you're not Bush" Prize. The committee will be reduced to one person who will simply verify your license, then hand you a Nobel Prize (provided, of course, that you're not George Bush.) Wal-Mart is already in talks to add a "Peace Prize Express" dispenser to all of their worldwide locations.

In related news, the committee is also considering renaming the Nobel Prize in Physics to the "F*** Stephen Hawking" Prize. When asked for comment, Mr. Hawking remarked, "Oh, I'm not concerned. I bought one a few years ago on eBay."